Grumpy Old Men: The Musical Book by Dan Remmes Music by Neil Berg Lyrics by Nick Meglin Directed by Bill Castellino STARRING Susan Anton, John Rubinstein and Conrad John Schuck Based on the Warner Bros. film written by Mark Steven Johnson Produced with the permission of Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures SYNOPSIS TIMES & TICKETS ARTISTS PHOTOS VIDEOS EXTRAS "You don't fish, you drown worms" — Max What’s there to be grumpy about in Wabasha, Minnesota? There’s lots of ice, tonnes of fish and a gorgeous new neighbour for long-time rivals John and Max to fight over. Criticized by their children for not embracing change, these two aging co-curmudgeons stand firm, content to fuel the fire of their decades-long feud. But, like it or not, everything is about to change in Wabasha. A story about the true nature of friendship and an appreciation of life’s fragility, this poignant and laugh-out-loud musical stays true to the double entendres and small-town feel of the beloved feature film. WARNING: Strong language Approximate running time: 2 hours and 20 minutes including intermission Date/Time Availability   Actors "Grandpa" Gustafson: Frank Adamson Unis: Debbie Maslowsky Ariel Truax: Susan Anton Chuck Barrels: Ken Page Sandra Snyder: DeAnn deGruijter Karla/Nurse: Kimberley Rampersad Punky Barrels: Michelle Fisk John Gustafson: John Rubinstein Lo & Others: Timothy Gledhill Max Goldman: Conrad John Schuck Fran: Lisa Horner Melanie Norton: Cailin Stadnyk Tim: Douglas E. Hughes Bo & others: Justin Stadnyk Harry: Gerald Isaac Stan: Mark Weatherley Jacob Goldman: Cameron MacDuffee   Artistic Team Music Director: Elizabeth Baird Author: Mark Steven Johnson Sound Designer: John Bent Jr. Stage Manager: Evan R. Klassen Composer: Neil Berg Producer: One Dwarf LLC Costume Designer: Judith Bowden Choreographer: John MacInnis Director: Bill Castellino Lyricist: Nick Meglin NY Casting: Clemmons/Dewing Casting Set Designer: Douglas Paraschuk Executive Producer: Ken Denison General Management: Aruba Productions Apprentice Stage Manager: Jessica Freundl Playwright: Dan Remmes Producer: Jeff Gardner Assistant Stage Manager: Sheena Sanderson Lighting Designer: Scott Henderson Assistant Stage Manager: Leslie Sidley Orchestrator: Larry Hochman Assistant Director: Ray Strachan Music Supervisor & Arranger: David Holcenberg Click image for larger view, description and credits. View the program (Click the image below) MUSIC Listen to a few musical numbers currently in development for the World Premiere Wabasha When no one's around Snyder Comes Along HAVE A PROMO CODE?Click here to login. Advance booking Dates: Subscriber: Sept 6.Gen. Public: Sept 17. Girls Only Insiders & MTC Subscribers - Please log in to purchase these tickets SELECT SEATING METHOD: Best Available Select Your Own Seat A Few Good Men Miracle on South Division Street Gone With the Wind Ed's Garage Daddy Long Legs Other People's Money Red Assassins The Penelopiad Ride the Cyclone: A Musical